
Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood
Tjela Naphtha
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<p>Not having that many people over for your Thanksgiving Dinner this year? Order pizza! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", is being urged to be a correspondent for the 1st Annual Florida Man Games in St. Augustine next year. What will be taking place? And will he actually attend? "Pancho" has also found that a piece of Napoleon Bonaparte is worth a LOT of money...and it's not his hat. This as well as some priceless stupidity...</p> <ul> <li>Drunk Dad Reports His Kid Missing, but He Just Forgot Them at Home; </li> <li>FL Man Hides Gator in Garage; Tells Cops He Didn't Want Someone to Eat It; </li> <li>Drunk FL Man Drops His Shorts, Yells 'Where's My Weapon?' Baring All During Arrest; </li> <li>EVs Aren't Working Out So Well; </li> <li>Siren kings: New Zealand city plagued by Céline Dion ‘speaker battles’; </li> <li>Customer Spent a Night Trapped Inside Jewelry Store Vault; </li> <li>Taco Bell Employee Gave Haircut in Restaurant's Kitchen, Ex-Worker Says; </li> <li>A Property Has Had Mysterious Arsons 3 Times in 6 Years, with 3 Different Homeowners; </li> <li>Video Shows Amazon Driver Stompin’ on Box Shortly After Delivery to Home; </li> <li>Fan Prematurely Ejected From College Football Game for Wearing Inflatable Penis Suit; </li> <li>Arkansas Family Suspects Meteorite Caused Smoking Hole in Their Deck; </li> <li>Someone Stole $3,000 Worth of Halloween Decorations from a Single Yard; </li> <li>Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used & unused’ sex toys; </li> <li>NYC Bagel Shop Praised for Denying L.A. Guy's Scooped Gluten-Free Bagel Request; </li> <li>Florida Is Warning Residents About the "Booty Patrol"; </li> <li>Actual Advice from a Dentist: Eat All Your Halloween Candy in One Sitting; </li> <li>PA Man Caught Robbing Bank with Mom in the Car; </li> <li>‘Lewd’ Halloween Decorations Hanging Across from School...Cue The Outrage! </li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can
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Thanksgiving Pizza, FL Man Games, & Napoleon's Manhood
Tjela Naphtha