Madonna's OPEN YOR HEART (if you can defeat her lock), stupid sexy symbolism and mixed metaphors, Madge vs Cyndi Lauper, Star Trek, the romance of sexual harassment, chastity & explosives, witchcraft

<p>Madonna's 5th biggest hit ... that was fished out of Cyndi Lauper's bin. Enough sexual innuendos to rival Benny Hill, Freudian sex symbols (percussion), locks and keys, pointy booby-traps, how to MAKE a man love you, explosive neck-bands, chastity heart-belts, when sexual harassment was called romance, alarm-monitoring logistics, exotic dancers kissing small boys, Mathletics and fan fiction, the loneliness of 1 although it goes into everything, extra strong insect repellent and fuel efficiency, and it's really all about puppies anyway.</p> <p>Would you like to appear (well, vocally) on the show? Do you have a pop song or ear-worm from the SMOOTH FM genre that’s infested your mind and needs to be investigated? Visit this page <a href="https://anchor.fm/peter-davis6" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">anchor.fm/peter-davis6</a> and press the message button to record me your own voicemail hot-take on your specific smooth song of suckiness. You could be on a future episode! (you can always email sound files or text your thoughts to <a href="mailto:poidadavis@gmail.com" rel="noopener nofollow" target="_blank">poidadavis@gmail.com</a> if that's easier). Cheers!</p>