Madoff Dead, My Unemployment's Screwed Up, & Bank of America Exploits Their Girl Scout Cookie Purchase & Feminine Hygiene Product Donation

<p>Opening:</p> <p>I talk about earnings at JP Morgan Chase and Wells Fargo being INSANE so far, with Bank of America to come. It's asotounding.</p> <p><br></p> <p>2nd Segment:</p> <p><a href="https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/14/bernie-madoff-dies-mastermind-of-the-nations-biggest-investment-fraud-was-82.html">I talk about the death of Bernie Madoff</a> and I spent 20 minutes talking about how excess is toxic in finance and how he spent a lifetime cultivating a story and a lifestyle to impress people, including women.</p> <p><a href="https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/slideshow/bernie-madoffs-life-luxury-11929194/image-11929310">Some items of Madoff Auctioned off after his conviction!</a></p> <p><br></p> <p>3rd Segment:</p> <p>I talk about the shitty situation my unemployment situation is. Wells Fargo runs state of New Mexico's UI system, and I am experiencing very Wells Fargo things. I called the 1-800 over 1000 times over a year, never getting through, and my wife gets through within 5 calls on my behalf. I submit my IDs and I expect a quick decision, and then as of today, I got to reapply, and all of a sudden the $17,000 balance isn't there, and I am freaking out. Pray for me! :)</p> <p><br></p> <p>4th Segment:</p> <p><br></p> <p>I talk about Bank of America exploiting a $1,000 Donation (It's not a donation when you exchange money for product) to the Girl Scouts of America and how the news article exploits it as well, <a href="https://www.kget.com/news/local-news/bank-of-america-surprises-local-girl-scouts-troop-with-1000-donation/">basically making an ad for Bank of America in the process</a>!</p> <p>I discuss the total exploitation of a girl scout video to hype up the donation as groundbreaking when it was just a normal purchase, as Bank of America touts all these virtues they are teaching the girls by just handing them the money. Plus, I also get into their alleged donation of "SOME" cookies to the Bakersfield Homeless Center, which is tone deaf af. Give them socks, toiletries, real food, not cookies!</p> <p><a hre