Designer Garbage Cans, Sweaty Boob Cash Bans, & A "Stroking" Stroke Risk

You know you've "arrived" when you live in such an affluent neighborhood that your GARBAGE needs to be trendy. What ISN'T trendy is paying with cash--saturated with BOOB SWEAT...and one store has banned it. Forget that you could go blind or have hair growing on your hands if you pleasure yourself too much--one guy nearly died from a stroke because he was STROKING himself too much. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will also elaborate on one man who prefers to stroke himself while a librarian reads to him...over the phone. Find out all the stupid things doctors have to hear from their patients. There's also these examples of stupidity: Jon Stewart Makes Fun of Billionaires & Their Phallic Spaceships;  Bezos Took Heat for Comments About Amazon Workers/Customers After Space Flight;  Teen Driver Created ‘Infinity Pool’--LITERALLY;  Woman's Aunt Hires Hitman to Avoid Seeing Mother-in-Law at Wedding;  Twitter Feud Between Fonzi & Chachi;  Cocaine disguised as cake seized from vehicle;  A Mother Made a Roadblock to Force Drivers to Stop at Her Kids' Lemonade Stand;  A Guy's Family Size Box of Frosted Flakes Was Actually Full of Heroin Pancho will also give some advice on what to do when a man is made to wear a watermelon by his pregnant wife. And you can be challenged along with Pancho with the weekly "Insane Game Show"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>