3. If You Listen To This Episode You Will Understand Why We Didn't Name It the Thing That We Said We Should Name It

<p>Barney eats a burger, debuts the opening lines of The Watto Chronicles, gives Matt a gift, and lists his favourite lines from Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire. Matt discovers the man who discovered the philosopher’s stone, discusses the short story that makes people throw up, and questions the toxicity of cats. Occasionally, books are mentioned.</p><p>Books mentioned:</p><ul><li>Happy Endings by Bella Green</li><li>The Dangers of Smoking in Bed  by Mariana Enriquez</li><li>Shadow & Bone/Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo</li><li>A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson</li><li>When the Rain Stops Falling by Andrew Bovell</li><li>Rising Water/The Shepherd's Hut/Breath/Cloudstreet by Tim Winton</li><li>'Guts', from Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk</li><li>Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer</li></ul><p>The Cool & Smart Book Club is a literature lovers podcast by Barney and Matt. Follow us on Instagram at @kewlandsmert, and email us at coolandsmart@gmail.com. </p><p>Barney and Matt perform regularly at The Improv Conspiracy Theatre in Melbourne. Go to improvconspiracy.com to buy tickets to their Very Funny Comedy Hour, among other shows.</p>