Maybe This Time It’ll Work

This Is Ridiculously Long but It's Okay Because Maybe It Will Fit

Aesthetic Bubblegum 1980s Type Shit I Don’t Know I’m Running out of Ideas Coquette

Drunk Driving on Route 66 with My Girlfriend of 7 Years Named Gwendolyn as We Run from the Man Hunting Us

A Towel That Hangs off the Edge of the Door While Typing on the Computer

Ironically, This Is the Shortest One but It Has the Longest Title so I Guess It’s a Funny Haha Kind of Ironic Thing, Right?