Zero Gravity Self-Gratification, Velveeta Martinis, & Mounting "Flipper"-Flopping Topless

<p><strong>VACATION ANNOUNCEMENT</strong>: <em>This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay</em>.</p> <p>How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this woman feeling as she tried to ride a dolphin topless? These stupid questions have stupid answers...and we have more:&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li>Drunk 1-man protests for not being let into room–at the wrong hotel;&nbsp;</li> <li>Bear Destroys &amp; Poops Inside Woman's Car After Being Trapped for Hours;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Sues a Man for $10,000...Because He Stood Her Up;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Flight Was Delayed...Because the Pilots Couldn't Get Along;&nbsp;</li> <li>To Pay Off Drug Debts, 2 Guys Stole $36,000 Worth of Chewing Gum;&nbsp;</li> <li>Thieves Returned a Watch to Someone...After Realizing It Was Fake;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL woman armed w/pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix;&nbsp;</li> <li>Disbelief as Paris councilor claims rats plaguing the city are victims of PREJUDICE &amp; are simply ‘waste control assistants’ &amp; should be renamed;&nbsp;</li> <li>Check Out This Town's Wild Road Lanes, Which Were Painted Incorrectly;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Finds Intruder Asleep on Sofa...&amp; 911 Suggested Waking Him Up;&nbsp;</li> <li>Chess Robot Breaks Finger of 7-Y/O Opponent;&nbsp;</li> <li>TikTok Creators Have Been Banned From Sacred Sites In Nepal For Being ‘Nuisances’;&nbsp;</li> <li>Nurse Shares Craziest Excuses for Fathers Missing the Birth of Their Child;&nbsp;</li> <li>Bill That Would Ban Puppy Sales in NY Pet Stores Awaits Guv’s Signature;&nbsp;</li> <li>Doing Absolutely Nothing Has Mental Health Benefits;&nbsp;</li> <li>Burglary Suspect ID'd by Hi