Unprovoked Skittles Skirmish, July 4th Follies, Mt. Rushmore Demon Portal

<p>A man in OH wanted people to FEEL the rainbow so he pelted patrons at a restaurant with the colorful candies. The 4th of July came with explosive stupidity and you&#39;ll find it right here. My Insane FL Nephew, &quot;Pancho Guero&quot; talks about the member of the SD legislature who is convinced the devil lives inside Mt. Rushmore. The devil was certainly in the details of all the stupidity in this week&#39;s collection... </p> <ul> <li>A Man Accidentally Donated $15K to a GoFundMe Instead of $150...Got a Refund...then Was Guilted Into Donating More; </li> <li>Dispute over seat led to fatal shooting at New Mexico movie theater; </li> <li>MLB Tormented Fans with Pepsi-Flavored Ketchup on July 4th; </li> <li>Now Thieves Are Stealing Car...Mirrors; </li> <li>4th of July Round-Up: Only 59% of Us Know What We Were Celebrating; </li> <li>A Study Found Kale Is Covered in Forever Chemicals; </li> <li>A Legit Flying Car That Can Take Off in Traffic Got Approved by the FAA; </li> <li>A Wig Sticking Out of a Woman&#39;s Trunk Prompted a 911 Call; </li> <li>South Koreans Wake Up Younger After Ditching Traditional Age-Counting System; </li> <li>NJ homeowner cut down 32 of his neighbor’s trees—it could cost him more than $1.5M; </li> <li>Biden Claims Putin ‘Is Clearly Losing the War in Iraq’; </li> <li>Alligator sneaks through couple&#39;s doggie door in the middle of the night; </li> <li>Stupid Criminal: A Storage Unit Full of Fireworks Burned Down a Building; </li> <li>A Florida Cop Tried to Potty-Train His Kid by Throwing Him in Jail; </li> <li>OH McDonald&#39;s Customer Finds A Nose Ring in Her Quarter Pounder; </li> <li>FL Man Steals Police Vehicle; Caught Driving It While Wearing Cop&#39;s Hat; </li> <li>Worst Nightmare! An Airport&#39;s Moving Walkway Ate a Woman&#39;s Leg; </li> <li>10 Types of People You See at Every Barbecue; </li> <li>Some Guy Tossed a Firework Into a &quot;Silent Disco&quot;; </li> <li>Horny, frugal moms are saving money by using kids’ gymnastics product as