The Golden Screw and Other Surprising Things

<p>It&apos;s Resurrection Day!</p><p>On which we answer important questions, such as &quot;What would God want with a dead cat?&quot; and &quot;Why?&quot; and &quot;Will there be ice cream later?&quot; (The answer to the last one being, &quot;I hope so,&quot; though we will not address it directly as part of this message).</p>