The Covenant: Brought To You By D.A.R.E.

<p>"It's just a sea of butts." This week is Alysa's birthday, so she picks the movie - no vetoes allowed. The Brides head to Ipswich, MA, and attempt to make sense of the 2006 Renny Harlin bro-d out witchcraft movie, <em>The Covenant.</em> Did anybody know how homoerotic this was going to turn out? Why does this movie sound like a drug PSA but with witches? Does the director know any human women? Why is the movie shot through a blue iPhone filter? Why is the mom quasi-hitting on the son? What makes a movie good-bad, or bad-bad? Also, we delight in the fact that this movie was the jumping off point for a bunch of respected careers, specifically Sebastian Stan and Taylor Kitsch. We end on our final recommendations (or lack thereof) and some fun palate cleansers!&nbsp;</p> <p><em>The Covenant</em>, directed by Renny Harlin. Starring Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Sebastian Stan, and Toby Hemingway.&nbsp;</p> --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>