The Coronavirus Is Making Folks Stupid

If you want to watch the stupidity come out in folks, just create a mass panic. Now, I'm not downplaying a serious pandemic, but let's be real here, folks. We're not living in a Hollywood horror movie yet. Nevertheless, all this high anxiety has provided me with a long list of things that's been happening in my Great Big Stupid World. Click the links to read them for yourself... No, You Don't Need to Shave Your Mutton Chops or Fu Manchu to Stay Safe from Coronavirus A Woman Fires a Gun Into Taco Bell Over Not Getting What She Ordered . . . and Could Get Life in Prison  You Can Catch Coronavirus From Someone's Flatulence? 76% of Parents Think They're Better at It Than Their Parents Were Apparently People Are Now Giving Themselves DIY Fecal Transplants . . . Involving Poop Donations and a Blender A Guy Sets His Hospital Bed on Fire to Get the Nurses' Attention A Woman Is Arrested After Driving Topless While Giving Her Boyfriend Sexual Favors on His Birthday Six Dinner Etiquette Rules for Kids from the 15th Century A Guy Is Arrested for Going Table to Table at IHOP at 3:00 A.M. Offering to Show People His Junk Doctors Are Warning People Not to Follow an Internet Hemorrhoid Cure Involving Potatoes DOG REUNITED WITH FAMILY AFTER BEING STOLEN BY HAWK MCDONALD’S WORKER PUNCHED BY CUSTOMER OVER FREE CUP OF WATER NEW YORK STATE STUDENTS BUY PLANE TICKET TO SCORE CHICK-FIL-A LUNCH WOMAN PERFORMS SPIRITUAL RITUAL ON A DEAD POSSUM IN THE ROAD Guy Drunk on Moonshine Threatens Cops, Protects Cowboy Hat Ooh That Smell --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>