"thank u, next" Complaints for Thanksgiving 2020

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Happy Thanksgiving! I truly believe in the power of positive thinking and gratitude. But I also truly believe in the JOY and DELIGHT in a fun bitch session. Thus, I give you this episode: a list of my most pressing complaints. Shoutout to Ariana Grande for the iconic phrase "thank u, next."</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Feel free to skip around your fav hot takes below:</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">TIME STAMPS</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">00:00 Starting off with some major sass. This bodes well.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">01:19 I explain the joys of complaining lol.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">03:18 We now enter the first thank u, next! Low-fat hot chocolate.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">05:40 My parents are canceling their Netflix subscription that I mooch off of HOW DARE THEY.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">09:53 People who claim to be obsessed with Dolly Parton but really are just jumping on the bandwagon. Yes, this is a very petty complaint. Yes, I am V PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">11:53 Maskne is fkin rude.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">12:51 Side quest about the Zoom beauty filter and the compliments you get when you use a filter. Like, does it count? </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">14:05: Kk, back to maskne talk.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">14:26 Hallmark-type movies that get sequels. No. You don’t...why. Why did you do this?</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">18:01 Elf on a Shelf. I dislike puppets and dolls. I think this tradition is horrifying and it sounds like a lot of work ew.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">20:45 Plz don’t come for me, but I think turkey is overrated at Thanksgiving. It’s all about the sides, my Heifers! Mashed potatoes, cornbread, green beans, green beans shoved into a casserole, an ambiguous dish your aunt brings wher