Stupid Criminals

<p>Way back in episode 2 ("Heists"), Shane and Duncan learned all about the most notorious criminal masterminds in history. In this episode, they meet the B Team. Join the boys for a glorious celebration of schadenfreude, and delight in the misadventures of inept, bumbling criminal wannabes. </p> <p> </p> <p>In this episode:</p> <ul><li>Adventures with Flakka (Patrick Rempe)</li> <li>Facebook dummy #1 (John Mogan II)</li> <li>Penguin heist (Rhys Owen Jones & Keri Mules)</li> <li>ATM blowtorch (??)</li> <li>Britain's Dumbest Criminal (Jamie Sharp)</li> <li>Alias misfire (Shareeka Strawn)</li> <li>Bringing a knife--and a bat--to a gunfight (Derrick Mosley)</li> </ul> <p>~</p> <p>Join the Midnight Masses! </p> <p>Become an Insomniac by dropping a review, adding us on social media, and contacting us with episode ideas. </p> <p>And we now have Midnight Merch! Show your Insomniac pride and pick up a tee shirt or coffee mug to spread the word! </p> <p><a href='https://teespring.com/stores/midnight-merch-6'>https://midnightbonus.weebly.com/midnight-merch.html</a></p> <p> ~</p> <p>CONTACT:</p> <p>Leave a voicemail or shoot us a text with comments, suggestions, or feedback:</p> <p>+1 (408) 596-4603</p> <p>Email with topic suggestions etc:</p> <p><a href='mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com'>mailto:midnightfactsforinsomniacs@gmail.com</a></p> <p>~ </p> <p>Instagram:</p> <p><a href='https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/'>https://www.instagram.com/midnightfactsforinsomniacs/</a></p> <p>~</p> <p>Discord:</p> <p><a href='https://discord.gg/4KUWbgj4PN'>https://discord.gg/4KUWbgj4PN</a></p> <p>~</p> <p>Shane's Comedy Schedule and Info:</p> <p><a href='http://www.shanerogers.net/'>www.shanerogers.net</a></p> <p> ~</p> <p>Website: </p> <p><a href='http://www.midnightfactsforinsomniacs.com'>www.midnightfactsforinsomniacs.com</a></p> <p>~</p> <p>Episode Transcript:</p> <p>https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/rscceu/Criminals.mp3</p> <p> </p> <p>~ KNOWLEDGE IS POWER, AND SLEEP IS