Stir-Fried Stones, Commando Gals At The Gym, & Manatee Sex

<p>I could call this rocky dish a Chinese delicacy but it might break your teeth. Better load up on the sanitized wipes before you sit on that piece of gym equipment because the girls at the gym are sweating where you&#39;d rather not know. Some cops in metro cities are not responding to misdemeanor crimes but the cops in FL won&#39;t come for a call if you witness group sex in public...from manatees. Where there&#39;s stupid, however, this podcast will come a-callin&#39;...</p> <ul> <li>A College Is Overbooked, So They&#39;re Offering $10K to Upperclassmen to Take a Leave of Absence; </li> <li>Woman Accidentally Buys Her Child X-Rated Rainbow Pecker Party Popper; </li> <li>Birthday Celebration Gets Weird When Dead Alligator Starts Moving; </li> <li>Yankees praise ‘impressive’ arm of girl who pelted NY politician with water balloon; </li> <li>Naked NC Man Shot After Crashing Pickup Through Mobile Home; Resident Inside Armed With Machete; </li> <li>Guy Walks Out of His Garage…Gets Attacked by Bear; </li> <li>Zoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’; </li> <li>The Latest Health Concern: Sleeping in on Weekends; </li> <li>Mark Zuckerberg&#39;s Wife Isn&#39;t Happy He Built an Octagon in Their Backyard; </li> <li>Giant Rodents Pumped With Steroids &amp; Sold as Poodles for $150 in Brazil; </li> <li>America Has Reclaimed the Record for Loudest Belch by a Woman; </li> <li>A Guy Threatened to &quot;Blow Up&quot; an Airport When He Missed a Flight; </li> <li>New AI Sex Robots Could Blackmail or Kill Their Owner, Warn Terrified Experts; </li> <li>NASA Is Developing Its Own Streaming Service…”NASA+”; </li> <li>Hold Up: Indiana Is Building a Gravy-Themed Roller Coaster; </li> <li>Naked Texas Man Arrested for Chugging Milk in CVS; </li> <li>FL Man Busted for Bakery Robbery by His Bright Red Crocs; </li> <li>A Guy Broke into a Church, Baptized Himself, Then Robbed It. </li> </ul> <p>Play along with &quot;Pancho&quot; this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at gu