Starbuck's "Laxative" Coffee, Invasion of Canadian Super Pigs, & Deceased Loved Ones' A.I.

<p>Coffee already has properties that enhance bowel movements, so adding OLIVE OIL turns a Starbucks drink into a &quot;legit laxative&quot;. Canadians cross breed a domestic pig with a wild boar &amp; now the US is threatened with an invasion of escaped &quot;super pigs&quot; could be invading the US! If you love your dead relatives so much you&#39;d like to have them around forever, forget taxidermy...just upload them to your computer! And if you think these are stupid, just what what else is awaiting in this weekend episode...</p> <ul> <li>‘Don’t play in the toilet!’–Parents reveal weird reasons kids throw tantrums; </li> <li>A Drunk Driver Crashed Into a Police Department Sign; </li> <li>Police Were Alerted to a Fugitive, Because He Had a Fake &quot;BENDOVER&quot; License Plate;</li> <li>The Latest Viral Trend: Vodka Butter; </li> <li>Late-night game of Monopoly in Brussels ends with samurai sword fight; </li> <li>A World Record Knuckle-Cracker Popped 46 Joints in a Row; </li> <li>Naked PA Man Driving Stolen School Bus With Dead Deer Inside Leads Police on Chase; </li> <li>Orlando Teacher Fired After Making Students Write Their Own Obituaries; </li> <li>The Most “Palm Beach” Car Accident Ever; </li> <li>NC Woman&#39;s New Refrigerator Explodes: &#39;I Thought It Was an Earthquake&#39;; </li> <li>10 Bizarre Rules Parents Had for Kids; </li> <li>A Guy Stole a Scooter from Target, &amp; Was Caught Assembling It Outside; </li> <li>Apple&#39;s &quot;Find My iPhone&quot; Is Sending Angry People...to an Innocent Person&#39;s House; </li> <li>2,500-y/o last meal found inside intact tomb in Italy. It’s still popular today; </li> <li>Passenger Forcibly Removed off Plane Over Pre-Flight Drink Tantrum, Starts Crying ‘Like a 5-year-old’; </li> <li>Elementary School Students Hospitalized Over Spicy Gum; </li> <li>Man Goes to Prison for Calling His Ex 815 Times in 2 Days; </li> <li>A YouTuber Pranked the Wrong Guy &amp; Got Shot.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with &quot;Pancho&quot; this week &amp;