Sporting The WRONG "Goods" at Dick's & The FL Christmas Coon

It was only a matter of time before some man decides to go in, sporting his "goods", at a Dick's. You know... the SPORTING GOODS store. One FL woman discovered she had a "coon" dog when her pet went after one at the top of her Christmas tree. Before it ended, the Christmas coon was swinging from the chandelier. Some unfortunate folks were subjected to some radical mood swings when their depression meds were mixed with pills to treat ED. Would you tattoo one of your twin babies so you could tell them apart? One mom did ...for all the right reasons. Can you trust your dating app after it finds your SIBLING as the one who is a "perfect match" for you? My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero" gives advice on whether the whole torturous ordeal of "the talk" about the "birds & the bees" is even worth the effort.  We have one "Genius" who wanted to continue getting her partner's Social Security checks after he had deceased. So she stuffed his lifeless body into a trash can. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>