Satan Shoes Get Sold Back & Ketchup Can't Catch Up

MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! If you were stupid enough to plunk down over $1,000 for Lil' Nas X's "Satan Shoes", you now are encouraged to sell them back in a "voluntary recall". Yeah, like THAT'S going anywhere.... And if you love ketchup, you'd better hold onto your packets because they can't squash tomatoes fast enough to keep up with demand. But if you love mayo & popcorn, you may just want to make a salad! And if you love hearing of the stupidity of others, there's more to enjoy:  Most Americans Actually Want Celebrities to Run for Political Office?; No One Can Remember What a Bank Robber Looked Like Because of His Colorful 1980s-Style Tie; Woman Unsuccessfully Tries to Steal a Car With OnStar During a Test Drive; A 10-Y/O Was Caught Driving His Family Minivan on a Trip to Buy Cheerios; Potentially Deadly ‘Zoom Zombies’ Are Roaming The Streets; Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>