Pythons In Your Pants, Humping The Shrub, & A Pebble Pecker Prank

<p>If you're going to smuggle snakes into the country, do you think you could find a better way to do it besides stuffing them into your britches? One man couldn't. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", his lair in FL this week, will be relating a story of a frustrated Brit who has a woman-shaped shrub &amp; men are so attracted to it, they are fornicating with it. He'll also tell of a story that's just now getting exposed about a popular UK soccer star who was very "well endowed" &amp; had passed out from a hard night of partying. That's when his friend decided to use decorative marbles in the most phallic way possible. The stupidity is split 3 ways this week &amp; also includes...</p> <ul> <li>White House Unveils Artificial Intelligence ‘Bill of Rights’ Plan;&nbsp;</li> <li>A FL ‘Hometown of Tomorrow’ Kept Power on During Ian;&nbsp;</li> <li>An Unwanted &amp; Inhospitable Lighthouse Finally Sells;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Wanted Fugitive Applied for a Job at a Police Station;&nbsp;</li> <li>"Stranger Things" Halloween Display on Hold After Neighbor’s Complaint;&nbsp;</li> <li>People Won't Stop 'Swatting' a Guy Because He Said Norm Macdonald Wasn't Funny…back in 2018;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man told to get a hobby for his mental health goes out and buys 300 tarantulas;&nbsp;</li> <li>IN Man Arrested for Swinging Machete at People on Walking Trail;&nbsp;</li> <li>Man slapped after proposing with Ring Pop at Toronto Blue Jays game;&nbsp;</li> <li>A MI Farm Got Caught Using 'Raw Human Waste' as Fertilizer;&nbsp;</li> <li>Police Tase FL Man Who Was Using His Toddler as a Human Shield;&nbsp;</li> <li>It’s Canned Water. And It’s Nearly a Unicorn;&nbsp;</li> <li>STUDY: 7.4 million Brits masturbate when at work;&nbsp;</li> <li>America's First Gourmet Restaurant for Dogs Just Opened.&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answe