Pole Dancing Skeletons, Car Thief Foiled By A Forklift, & A Parental Football Fight

<p>There&#39;s plenty of examples where Halloween decorations prompt neighbors to complain over gory depictions, but what about decorations that are too sexy for your neighborhood? There&#39;s plenty of car thieves who get caught but my Insane FL Nephew, &quot;Pancho Guero&quot;, has one car thief who was hung out to dry on a forklift! And there&#39;s plenty of junior football games for parents to duke it out but one school&#39;s season just got scrubbed after a parent brings a GUN to the fight. And there&#39;s more examples of scary stupidity in this episode</p> <ul> <li>FL Street Racer Goes 80 MPH Airborne After Losing Control, Lands in Canal; </li> <li>New Sign You&#39;re Old: Dancing with Your Hands in the Air; </li> <li>Landscaper Mowed Lawn Around Dead Body Thought To Be Halloween Decoration; </li> <li>FL Man Smashes Vehicle Window With His Head, Flops Like A Dolphin After Leading Police On Chase; </li> <li>Massachusetts Woman Drives Car Into Trash Compactor; </li> <li>Company Demolishes a House...&amp; Then Found Out <em>It Was the Wrong Address; </em></li> <li>This Woman Sleeps in a Coffin; &#39;People Call Me a Weirdo, But It&#39;s So Comfy&#39;; </li> <li>If You Want to Learn Something, Picture It Either Bleeding or Having Sex; </li> <li>Stupid Criminal: A Thief Posed as a Mannequin &amp; Waited for a Mall to Close; </li> <li>A Man Ran from Police, with a License Plate That Said &quot;Will Run&quot;; </li> <li>Off-Duty Pilot Tried To Turn Off Plane&#39;s Engines During Alaskan Airlines Flight; </li> <li>1,100 Year Old Statue of Giant Man Clutching Penis Unearthed in Turkey; </li> <li>Elon Musk Offers $1B to Wikipedia If They&#39;ll Change Their Name to &#39;Dickipedia&#39;; </li> <li>KS Wildlife Expert Teaches Class on How to Eat Squirrels From Your Yard; </li> <li>A Guy Was Caught Getting-It-On with a Stuffed Animal; </li> <li>Cop Suspended for Sending a D**k Pic to Someone on a Dating App, Then Hooking Up With Them While on Duty; </li> <li>Worker Caught on Video Peeing Into