Pole-Dancing Granny, Burbank's "Mayor Spanky", & The FL Hamster Wheel Man

<p>When Grandma has a side-hustle, that should be a good thing since it makes her feel she&#39;s still needed. But if it&#39;s working as a pole dancer, it might suggest that Granny is needed more than you think. California is America&#39;s &quot;side show&quot; &amp; who better to represent this than a mayor getting spanked by a drag queen. Who better to represent Florida than the &quot;Florida Man&quot; in a hamster wheel trying to make it &quot;across the pond&quot; to London. If you can make it through this week&#39;s stupidity, you&#39;re have a stronger constitution than the man with the &quot;mechanical manhood&quot;...</p> <ul> <li>Elon Musk Confirms He Had A 3rd Child With Grimes. Name? <em>Techno Mechanicus</em>; </li> <li>Woman Clueless of Red &amp; Blue Flashing Lights on Her Car-Didn&#39;t Realize Why Drivers Pulled Over; </li> <li>Arkansas hospital sues thousands of patients over medical bills during the pandemic, <em>including hundreds of its own employees</em>; </li> <li>Mysterious yellow line appears on 23 miles of Florida highway; </li> <li>McDonald&#39;s Is Getting Rid of Self-Serve Soda Fountains; </li> <li>American Habits Are Causing a Laxative Shortage</li> <li>An Angerball Pulls a Gun on Some Kids, &amp; Apologizes When One Turns Out to Be His Neighbor; </li> <li>1st Grader Suspended For Pointing Fingers Like a Gun; </li> <li>Cops Burst Into a Yoga Class When a &quot;Corpse Pose&quot; Was Mistaken for Mass Murder; </li> <li>Orangutan launches possum out of enclosure at zoo—as horrified visitors scream; </li> <li>600K Gallons of Red Wine Flow Through Portuguese Town After Spill; </li> <li>3-Legged Bear Breaks Into FL Home &amp; Chugged 3 White Claws; </li> <li>EasyJet Passengers Led Away by Police After They&#39;re Caught Having Sex in Plane Toilet During Flight; </li> <li>VA State House Candidate Performs Sex Acts Online With Husband For Money; </li> <li>Man with $62K Bionic Penis Splits From Woman Who Took His Virginity; </li> <li>‘Feedback’ Is Now Too Harsh. Th