PETA Propositions Wienermobile, Son Makes Parents "Get A Room", & McDonalds Cookie Raging

<p>Remember the catalytic converter theft that happened to Oscar Meyer's Wienermobile? PETA offers their "help" in getting it repaired. When Mom &amp; Dad come to visit, you don't want to hear their lovemaking...so a son sent his parents packing to the closest hotel. When you want a cookie, you'll do anything you can to get one if you're a cookie monster...or if you're THIS stupid woman. When you want stupidity, you'll do anything you can to listen to this week's insanity...</p> <ul> <li>FL Might Ban Dogs from Sticking Their Head Out Car Windows;&nbsp;</li> <li>TX Sisters Arrested for Threatening Neighbors With Gun Over 'Loud Sex';&nbsp;</li> <li>Kindergarten Teacher Mortified After Realizing Valentine's Stickers He Got for His Class Are Adult-Themed;&nbsp;</li> <li>School Official Facing Charges for Booze-Fueled Party Featuring ‘Dirty Santa’;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Thief Stole a Whole Rack of Chips, Then a Random Guy Opened 2 Bags &amp; Got Arrested;&nbsp;</li> <li>TX Man Brags on YouTube After Recording Himself Fleeing Cops; Now Faces Felony Charges;&nbsp;</li> <li>Prisoner Attempts Jailbreak by Disguising Himself as a Sheep;&nbsp;</li> <li>2 FL Paramedics Suspended After Pronouncing Alive Man 'Dead';&nbsp;</li> <li>One of the Balloons the Military Shot Down May Have Belonged to the "Northern IL Bottlecap Balloon Brigade";&nbsp;</li> <li>FL Man Arrested After Disrespectfully Consuming Key Lime Pie;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Man Set a Record...By Going to Disneyland 2,995 Days in a Row;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Sold an Original, Unopened iPhone from 2007...for $63,000;&nbsp;</li> <li>Study Claims Men's Average Junk Size Is Increasing Rapidly...&amp; That's a Bad Thing;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Pair of Idiot Roommates Got Busted for Lottery Fraud;&nbsp;</li> <li>'1st Roman Dildo' Discovery Shocks Archaeologists: 'Exciting &amp; Intriguing';&nbsp;</li> <li>'Penis' Starfish Causes a Tidal Wave of Dirty Jokes.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing