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<p>Join us for birthday cross training, swag fails, rule corollaries, and a guest appearance by West Coast Correspondent Deborah. <a href="https://www.si.com/mlb/rangers/news/texas-rangers-adolis-garcia-new-york-yankees-aaron-judge-american-league-home-run-leader">Adolis</a> &gt; Aaron, <a href="https://nypost.com/2023/05/18/mark-vientos-belts-big-homer-after-getting-call-up-to-join-mets/">Mark Vientos</a> comes up and Yahoo won’t let Patti capitalize on that, <a href="https://theathletic.com/4537577/2023/05/21/cubs-seiya-suzuki-middle-lineup/">Seiya</a> is turning a corner, and <a href="https://www.si.com/fannation/mlb/fastball/news/seattle-mariners-bryce-miller-continues-to-make-baseball-history-to-start-his-career">Bryce Miller</a> scores an emergency fantasy draft. Deborah and <a href="https://theathletic.com/4525559/2023/05/17/mlb-new-rules-results-2023/">Jayson Stark</a> do a deep dive into the state of the new rules, and if the A’s are bad, or <em>Spider</em>-bad. <a href="https://www.sportsmockery.com/chicago-white-sox/liam-hendriks-is-close-to-returning/">Liam Hendriks</a> brings the love through food trucks. We take an upstream look at the <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/20/dodgers-pride-night-sisters-perpetual-indulgence/">Dodgers</a> vs.<a href="https://www.thesisters.org/">The Sisters</a> debacle. <a href="https://theathletic.com/4529605/2023/05/17/zac-gallen-bird-randy-johnson/">Zac Gallen</a> channels Randy Johnson in the worst way, and we revisit Sticky vs. Tacky on the occasion of <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/05/17/domingo-german-sticky-stuff-suspension/">Domingo Germán</a>’s suspension. Deborah is going to <a href="http://www.aicrc.org/tshirts-for-sale">buy this shirt</a>, you might want to, too. Congratulations, Pottymouth, Jr.</p><p>We say, “No scrum for swag rule,” “All those guys are 0 for Tuesday,” and “Mommy and Mommy are fighting again.” Fight the man, send your game balls <a href="https://twitter.com/Bbl_Astrophyscs">to Meredith</a>,