Netflix's Masters of the Universe: Revelations (Episodes 1-5) Review

What's everybody whining about when it comes to MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATIONS? The first half of the first (only?) season is available now on Netflix, and boy, you would think a bunch of babies were watching this show with the amount of tears on display. The Film School Janitors try to figure out why there's such a visceral reaction to the sequel series that tries to do something different other than the old show. You know the old show - where the bad guys come up with some stupid plan and the heroes (notice it's plural) thwart them by just tossing the bad guys around? Oh, and it was made to sell toys, but most of the toys never even made it into the old show. Yeah.