Mariah Carey's ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU and cracker jokes and inoffensive MC greetings and slavery or cannibalism and fertility and revenge and demon possession or necromancy and Maslow's needs

<p><strong>Play along at home with the lyrics:</strong></p> <p>[Intro] I don&#39;t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don&#39;t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you, yeah</p> <p>[Verse 1] I don&#39;t want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (And I) Don&#39;t care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don&#39;t need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace (Ah) Santa Claus won&#39;t make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day</p> <p>[Chorus] I just want you for my own (Ooh) More than you could ever know (Ooh Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby</p> <p>[Verse 2] Oh, I won&#39;t ask for much this Christmas I won&#39;t even wish for snow (And I) I&#39;m just gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe I won&#39;t make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah) I won&#39;t even stay awake to Hear those magic reindeer click</p> <p>[Chorus repeat]</p> <p>[Bridge] Oh, all the lights are shining So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby) And the sound of children&#39;s Laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah) And everyone is singing (Oh yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Oh) Santa, won&#39;t you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh) Won&#39;t you please bring my baby to me?</p> <p>[Verse 3] Oh, I don&#39;t want a lot for Christmas This is all I&#39;m asking for (Ah) I just wanna see my baby Standing right outside my door</p> <p>[Chorus repeat]</p> <p>[Outro] You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I want, all I really want is you)</p> <p><strong>Jump to section:</strong></p> <p>(00:11) Pretty short introduction </p> <p>(00:30) Christmas cracker/bon-bon jokes</p> <p>(0