"Lewis" The Jack-O-Lantern Ghoul, A Hanky-Panky Haunt, & A Beer-Drinking Monkey

<p>He&#39;s &quot;Halloween&#39;s &#39;Paddington Bear&#39;&quot;...Meet &quot;Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that&#39;s selling out at a Target near you...and he&#39;s all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years &amp; not see that person&#39;s face? If you&#39;re a ghost who&#39;s having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey raiding garbage cans for left over cans of beer, someone in Indiana would like to talk to you. And you&#39;ll be talking about some of the stupidity you&#39;re gonna hear in this episode...</p> <ul> <li>Firefighters Called to Raging House Blaze—It Was Just &#39;Amazing Halloween Decor&#39;; </li> <li>Elderly Woman Leaves Hit-And-Run Scene With Other Driver Clinging to Her Car&#39;s Hood <em>For Miles</em>; </li> <li>Cop Praised by MADD for His DUI Arrests...Was Arrested for DUI; </li> <li>&#39;Unruly&#39; Airline Passenger Throws $6K in Cash on Tarmac After Refusing to Pay for Upgrade; </li> <li>Woman NAKED From Waist Down As She Waits in Line For Spirit Airlines Flight in FL; </li> <li>A Guy Pulls a Gun on a Stranger for Refusing to Buy Him a Happy Meal; </li> <li>KFC Customer Shocked After Receiving Takeaway Bag Decorated With Penises; </li> <li>PA Mummy Known as &#39;Stoneman Willie&#39; Will Be Buried After 128 Years; </li> <li>A 77-y/o FL Man Faces Hard Time for Stockpiling Illegal Boner Pills in Retirement Community; </li> <li>Amish Cell Phone Users Are Being Shunned, After Being Outed By The National Emergency Alert; </li> <li>Mom Makes Soaps &amp; Creams From Breast Milk &amp; SELLS Them Online; </li> <li>Drunk Woman Attacks a Mattress Store Mascot; </li> <li>Joe Biden&#39;s Younger Brother Frank Had Naked Selfie That Ended Up on GuysWithiPhones Gay Dating Site; </li> <li>Woman Hurls Sausage at Gas Station Cashier During Heated Argument; </li> <li>Up to 4 Dozen COWS Invade A Neighborhood; </li> <li>Bus Driver Terminated After Drinking White Claw While Driving Students Home–Didn