Kitchen Table Castration, A 20-Yr. Old Booger Bead, & A Man's Suspicious "Package"

First of all...what "real" man volunteers himself to be castrated? And even worse...what real man wants the deed done on a kitchen table? One woman had an epiphany when she threaded an ear wax camera up her nose & found a "jewel" of a discovery. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has an unbelievable story about a NY man that has a unique "honor" which "aroused" the suspicion of the TSA when going through airport security! And there's even more stupidity in store from these 5-Star examples:  PETA Wants MLB to Change the “Bullpen” to the "Arm Barn”;  Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus Returns...without Animals;  MI Man w/Suspended License Dials Into Zoom Court Hearing While Driving;  IN City Tries Luring In New Residents with Stand-In Grandparenting Service;  A Drunk Driver Claimed His 4-y/o Son Was Behind the Wheel;  A Judge Granted Joint Custody...of a Dog;  High School Students Gave Teachers & The Principal Lap Dances at Homecoming "Man Pageant";  School Bans Mom From Volunteering After Finding Her On “OnlyFans”;  Drunk Driver Tries to Set Up His Ice Fishing Shack on an Unfrozen Lake;  Court May Decide If There’s Enough Strawberries in a Strawberry Pop-Tart;  Rare ‘flesh-eating’ STD on the rise in UK, doctor warns;  Criminal in a Ricky Bobby Costume Tries to Flee on a Bike with 2 Flat Tires;  The Average American Spends More Than 6 Days a Year Washing Dishes;  VA woman sentenced for ‘staggering’ $32M coupon scam;  Is it normal to fart in yoga class? Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" to guess if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar", a "Porn Star or Weatherman", & "Golf Course or Rehab"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>