Kindergarten Koctails, Grand Theft Golf Cart, & The Loch Ness Monster May Be A "Phalus Erectus"

A big mix-up in Kindergarten class results in some mixed drinks for the kiddies. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down how it happened. A man who ran a golf cart stealing operation finally met the long arm of the law after stealing 63 carts in 7 states! "Pancho" also has some revealing information from a professor in England about a new "theory" on the Loch Ness Monster. And it's a WHALE of a tale. Plus there's these samples of stupidity... All Over TikTok, People Are Kissing Their Best Friends;  Shirtless FL man breaks into restaurant; Steals lava cake, cobbler & ice cream;  Cheating Wives Are More Likely to Own a Cat Than Any Other Pet;  Neighbor’s Warning Sign: ‘Do Not Buy That House’;  A USFL Player Got Fired for Wanting Pizza Instead of Chicken Salad;  Study: Your Mother-In-Law Bickers With You Due To Evolution;  Bizarre 75-Foot-Wide ‘Portal From Hell’ Opens Up In Lake In CA;  NJ drug bust nets $243K, 100+ lbs. of weed at drug ‘convenience store’;  Cockatiel lost for 3 years identified with help from TV theme song;  Portable nuclear device missing from stolen vehicle in PA;  $2,000 stimulus checks could be coming for people in this state;  Teacher Would Rather Be Redeployed to Iraq Than Go Back to a Classroom;  Driver Says His Tesla Car Computer Froze at 83 MPH on Freeway;  A Man Was Awarded $450,000 Because He Didn't Want a Birthday Party...But His Boss Surprised Him Anyway;  Man Accused Of Ruining Pal’s Wedding After Sneaking Pizza In For Hungry Guests;  Easter Bunny Accidentally Hands Out Condoms at Elementary School.  Also, "Pancho" offers his sage wisdom to 2 more people who will "ASK PANCHO" about "Do You Keep The Past A Better Memory?" & "I Don't Want To Go To My Neighborhood Party". We'll also have another round of the "Insane Game Show" where you can play along with "Pancho" to see who can guess better! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anc