Kagro in the Morning - October 31, 2023

<p><a title="" href= "https://youtu.be/afFJTr7pr4s?si=U4S7-c3TOGrXXWg2" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Horrors</a>! David <em><a href= "https://vimeo.com/vallettatv/ch6popeyeshiver" target="_blank" rel= "noopener">Will-o'-the-Wisp</a> </em>Waldman, dressed as<em> “</em><a href= "https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/the-week-the-republican-party-caved-to-maga-and-surrendered-america-s-middle-to-extremism/ar-AA1j1RHn?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=208bfb3d504c4b3881d0a3f260c0f526&ei=53" target="_blank" rel="noopener">MAGA Mike</a>” and Joan <em><a href= "https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=190431202272633" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Macabre</a></em> McCarter as a “<a href= "https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4284225-house-deals-with-shutdown-threat-under-speaker-johnson-five-things-to-watch/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Looming Government Shutdown</a>”, <a href= "https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/10/31/2202677/-Kagro-in-the-Morning-is-LIVE-at-9-AM-ET" target="_blank" rel="noopener">scare the bejeebers out of us</a> for two hours.</p> <p>Mike Johnson is going <a href= "https://www.yahoo.com/news/guess-agency-republicans-conveniently-want-215411034.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">full MAGA</a> on Democrats, but also <a href= "https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4284537-johnsons-israel-proposal-runs-into-stiff-senate-opposition/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Senate Republicans</a> and<a href= "https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/10/31/2202740/-MAGA-Mike-Johnson-seeks-to-poison-Israel-Ukraine-aid" target="_blank" rel="noopener"> Ukraine</a> with his <a href= "https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/30/politics/israel-aid-congress-senate/index.html" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Israel funding bill</a>. After picking up a Bible, Mike realized the ONE THING that has caused <a href= "https://www.salon.com/2023/10/31/mike-johnsons-satanic-panic-evangelical-delusions-trained-the-christian-right-to-love-lies/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">all of the evil and suffering in the world</a> and… could it be… Satan? Nope, it