JOHNNY DEPP ON THE TRISTA SHOW! w/#Trista4SenateGov&Prez ! #THATSWHATUP!

#JackSparrowed on #Tiktok; & #CaptainJackSparrowed on Instagram appear to actually be the toothsome actor, #JohnnyDepp, making frequent- if not daily #livesession appearances, in full pirate garb & regalia. If it is not #JohnnyDepp it is a fricken #genius of a #doppelganger. So I use this as opportunity to try to get a date with him. Even though he looks like he’s trippin’ balls, everything I’ve read about him, the kind way he treats people, everyone, and his cute way of singing & his gift for languages-like me- make him seem like he perfect date. I get in a couple questions in on live; like “Do you wanna date me?” 😬and making reference to another, ESL member of the audience, basically try overt strategies to chat him up! “JOHNNY DEEP, hmu 🤙!” I could swear his eyes widen and he gets a kick out of it. He mentions on his IG are photos of him ‘ not wearing makeup’- on #caa asptainjackdparrowed account, so I go there. Tiktok has over a million viewers, so that sounds fairly legit to me. Then I go to his Instagram and it says “Pirate for hire’- so I order me a date w/JohnnyDrpp for me birthday 🎉/ or at least get a quote. #comedy #improv #comediante @telemondon@snl @ TrevorNoah #iamjohnoliver --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/app">https://anchor.fm/app</a>