Internet Cologne, Potato Chip Vodka, & A Woman's Eyelid Violation

S2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode!  Do you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven't landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay's thinks you can't just drink just one shot of their vodka. If you think high-tech means safety for your gadgets...think again. A woman was robbed of $24,000 when her boyfriend violated her EYELID to unlock her phone! This & more insane stupidity follows!  Family’s Rudolph Decoration Repeatedly Attacked By Real Deer;  Large spider interrupts Australian official’s news conference;  Sharks Have a Surprise New Predator–Leopard Seals;  Fountain-of-Youth Pill Could Be on Horizon After Scientists Dramatically Extended Longevity in Mice;  FL Woman Poisoned Boyfriend’s Lemonade to ‘Shut Him Up,’ Police Say;  Kraft Paid Out $20 to Not Make Christmas Cheesecakes;  Nike Getting in on the Metaverse, Buys Virtual Sneaker Company. And boy, do we ever have some great current events that happened over the past week that I put the "stupid spin" to! Some of this you just can't make up! Not to mention the 7 new "winners" who get the "Genius Award" for their stupendous stupidity!  This will be the LAST BONUS episode of 2021....and well, the LAST EPISODE of the year, too, for that matter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will do a special "spitball" episode bantering about the top stupid stories of 2021 that will drop on New Year's Day, Jan 1, 2022!  Have a Stupid Christmas & an Insane New Year!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>