If You Find Yourself In A Riot, Steal A Cheesecake

A woman who allegedly participated in the looting of a Cheesecake Factory during protests in Seattle became an unlikely internet sensation over the weekend. The woman was filmed by a local TV news station Saturday carrying what appeared to be an entire strawberry-topped cheesecake down the street, a block away from the Cheesecake Factory. Would you like it if strangers came into your house to tie you while you were in your underwear & then stroke your crotch with a broom handle? You wouldn't if they were late for the appointment because the went to the wrong house. And some advice if you plan on taking a selfie in a bathroom while your spouse is on the can: Make sure you don't capture them as they wipe. So grab a can of "Hop Dog" Beer & enjoy the show! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>