Foreplay Dating App, Roaming Man-Goat, & A Battery-Powered Urethra

<p>Well, here's an appropriately named dating app: Foreplay. It's for groups only. There was a group of neighbors who weren't playing around when they thought they saw a "goat-man" roaming the neighborhood. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the sordid tale of how one man was unsuccessful in charging up his sex life when he got a AA battery stuck inside his man-pipe! "Pancho" is back from a week of sickness &amp; you'll want to find out how his little "Panchito" was able to get the whole family sick by liking a chair at the ice cream parlor. You'll also get a charge out of these other tales of stupidity...&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li>The Tooth Fairy Is Paying More Than $5 Per Tooth for the 1st Time Ever;&nbsp;</li> <li>UT man accused of telling 4-y/o to shoot at police after McDonald’s dispute;&nbsp;</li> <li>Pepsi Is Releasing a New "Nitro" Version...Featuring Delicious Nitrogen;&nbsp;</li> <li>Mysterious ‘bulging triangle UFO’ filmed over city for 2 hours;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman stuck headfirst in chimney for nearly an hour rescued;&nbsp;</li> <li>Is Boiling Potato Chips to Make Mashed Potatoes the Next Kitchen Hack;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL man steals crossbow by stuffing it down his pants;&nbsp;</li> <li>Owner Slammed Over ‘Insane’ List Of Rules For Dog Sitter;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy's Allergies Turned Out to Be an Extra Tooth Growing in His Nose;&nbsp;</li> <li>World Can’t Get Enough Of Visit From Reporter’s Mom;&nbsp;</li> <li>3 Charged with Stealing $1,000 in Candles from CVS;&nbsp;</li> <li>Amish Buggy Driver Admits Having ‘Couple of Beers’; Arrested for DUI;&nbsp;</li> <li>You Could Earn $6,500...By Smelling Dog Poop for 2 Months;&nbsp;</li> <li>Some Idiot Tried to Rob a Police Station;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Tried to Steal a Truck and Ended Up Calling 911 on Himself;&nbsp;</li> <li>A 78-Y/O Woman Robbed While Praying…in Church!&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>And, "Pancho" gives sage advice for a couple of people asking "“My Friend's Teen Daughter Is Starting To Ask Lots Of Sex Questions" &amp; "My