Episode 79 - Masters of the Universe (1987)

<p>For some reason, Mary's family wouldn't take her to see the live-action He-Man movie, despite buying her all the action figures her heart desired. Turns out, this was a wise decision. From the people who brought us <em>Death Wish 2</em> and <em>The Apple</em> comes one of the cheapest-looking movies we've had the misfortune of covering. Why is this movie set in California and not Eternia? Does Dolph Lundgren have more than five lines? And what is up with Skeletor's face?</p>