Episode 29: Kristy And The Mother’s Day Surprise

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">Omg, it’s Mother’s Day! Kristy’s celebrating with illegal daycare, her mom and Watson are celebrating with a very questionable surprise adoption, and everyone’s a bit sad about Mary Anne’s mother being dead, but not THAT sad.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">On today’s agenda: full-on, balls-to-the-wall babysitting; faces are hard; monkey-level physics; bad gift epiphanies; Aoife the tragic Victorian orphan; the avocado curse; horrifying 1980s smoothie trends; the woke bae dads of Stoneybrook; a brief respite from the crushing grind of the capitalist patriarchy; some dude who lifts; a bona fide RUDE WORD; Karen and her Lovecraftian monstrosities; that one time when everyone’s parents got mad into sumo.</span></p> <table class="t1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td class="td1" valign="top"> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on <a href= "https://www.facebook.com/The-Podcast-At-Dawns-House-106148354418451"> <span class="s2">Facebook</span></a>, <a href= "https://twitter.com/PodcastDawn"><span class= "s2">Twitter</span></a>, <a href= "https://thepodcastatdawnshouse.tumblr.com/"><span class= "s2">Tumblr</span></a> or <a href= "https://www.instagram.com/thepodcastatdawnshouse/"><span class= "s2">Instagram</span></a>!</span></p> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>