Episode 1: Crimes That Didn't Happen

<p>Welcome to The Last Days Of The Chilli Festival!</p> <p><br></p> <p>It's the one you've been waiting for! The one you always ask us to cover! The BIGGEST fake crime story since the Jeremiah Footrace incident!&nbsp;</p> <p><br></p> <p>That's right! Were talking about the recently solved case of.... DR NOOSE!</p> <p><br></p> <p>So join your host Garfunkel Barrymore, as well as his trusted sound guy/ sidekick Geoffrey Hammer-Half-and-Half as they sit down with a world renowned author, and get to the gritty details of the life and crimes of Dr Noose!</p>