DRA224: Casting Roles in the Face of Certain Doom

<p>4cr/1hr:</p> <p>Sometimes movies are boned from the jump. Like when the main character is a little too sexy, or the new lead comes out and says some wild shit about 5G. I mean, people aren't meant to experience that much data flow at once. My internet loads these pages pretty fast already, how much faster could it get? See, we trusted those cable companies that were like hey check out this fiber optic shit. I still don't know what fiber optics are, but I will be making fun of them despite that fact unless 6G comes out and just like uses hair or some shit. That's what they want, to make us like James Cameron's Avatar so that we could tangle our hair together with others in some weird uncomfortable sex scene. Also, if they have sex through the hair then why do they still get pregnant normally? Doesn't that like, not make sense? You're sitting here and telling me that the ejaculate travels ALL THE WAY from HAIR TO STOMACH, with guaranteed survival? They clearly did not think enough about that part.</p> <p>Either way, this episode is a glance (or lack thereof) into the mind of genius casting in the face of certain destruction. Hollywood needs to hit me up so I can pop out some bangers and show these dinosaurs how society moves forward. No more The Irishman type new shit, or at least a little less. DEFINITELY less Elvis movie, or at least a little more true to the character. I still laugh in the trailer when they try to do that whole "Elvis's best friend was Black so I don't see the problem here." Shoulda casted Mel Gibson or something, it would have felt more on-brand.</p> <p>Let us know the genius behind your casting ideas on Twitter @PodHigher and get the conversation started on the next biggest project: Tom Cruise is... CONFUCIUS. May 2023.</p> <p>See y'all next time!</p>