Do-Si-Dos and Do-Si-Don'ts: A Dramatic Reading of My Time Selling Girl Scout Cookies

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Want additional content including a secret blog and videos? Check out my Patreon at</span> <a href="http://www.patreon.com/anguseyetea"><span style= "font-weight: 400;">www.patreon.com/anguseyetea</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;">! </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Hey, Heifer! Once upon a time, I was a Girl Scout. As such, it was my duty to sell Girl Scout cookies. Selling did not come naturally to me yet every year I would drag my dad with me around the neighborhood trying to sell enough cookies to win whatever prize the head organization was offering. Later, I wrote a personal essay about the experience and today I am doing a dramatic reading of it! If you want to read the piece as well as see exclusive Brownie Elaine photos, head over to my Patreon. Enjoy!</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Moo,</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Elaine</span></p> <p style="text-align: center;"><strong>TIMESTAMPS</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">00:00 My journey with the Girl Scouts of America and what led me to writing a series of essays about that part of my life lol.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">7:57 The dramatic reading of Do-Si-Dos and Do-Si-Dont’s</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">13:05 The power of capitalism begins to change me.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">15:03 One perk: snooping on my neighbors.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">17:54 The demonic cookie costumes. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">20:15 The glorious beach towel victory.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">20:37 Story debrief and overall thoughts on reviewing our past (very meta here since I’m looking at my childhood and myself from a few years ago when I wrote this story).</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">23:05 Thanks for listening! Lovies to my Patrons: KT & Oti, Vanessa, Rachel, Laura, and Taylor! <3</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">***</span></p> <p