Crop-Top Yearbook Photos, Singing Pubic Hair, & Exploding Vagina Candles

My Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero, finds out his old high school put out their yearbook with photos of "crop tops"...but not the kind you'd expect. How do you get women to buy a ladies' razor? With singing pubic hairs. Gwyneth Paltrow's line of vagina-scented candles is "exploding" on the market. And Pancho--who is a twin--tells the tale of one guy who refuses to be the best man in his twin's wedding because his brother is marrying his ex-girlfriend! And if you think these stories are stupid... we're just getting started. Just look at what we've got: Woman Pleasuring Herself at a Car Dealership Thought She Was in FL;  What's Your Favorite Profanity-Free Insult?;  Sex-crazed zombie cicadas are known as ‘flying salt shakers of death’;  Cicada Tacos Are Now on the Menu at a Restaurant in VA;  Lady Climbs into a zoo’s Monkey Cage & Fed Them Flamin' Hot Cheetos;  A Woman Attacked Her Boyfriend with "Soiled Dog Pads" and Windex;  The Top Masturbation Question People Had During The Pandemic;  A Teenager Built an Underground Cave to Get Away from His Parents;  Man Throws Bucket of Pee at His Fiancée For Refusing to Sex Him Up;  Three Guys Fell Down an Elevator Shaft During a Fight, & Survived And we've got some stumpers for Pancho in the Insane Game Show where you can also play along & guess from topics like "Fake News or Florida", "Porn Star or Weatherman", & "Stirp Club or Daycare"! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>