Comedian Chad Dixon Hates Sea Turtle Parents

<p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;"> Welcome to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the hilarious podcast where comedian Evan Lopez takes you on a wild and witty ride with his special guest, the comedic genius Chad Dixon. Strap in for a rollercoaster of laughter as Evan and Chad dive deep into bizarre and unexpected topics.</p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;">  </p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;">In this episode, Chad reveals his uncanny dislike for sea turtles and launches into a hilarious rant questioning their parenting skills. From their lackluster nesting habits to their seemingly careless attitude towards their offspring, Chad leaves no shell uncracked in his comedic takedown of these aquatic creatures.</p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;">  </p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;"> Switching gears, Chad reminisces about his childhood wrestling days, sharing tales of the wild and outrageous things they saw from boners, wrestling girls & pooping your singlet.</p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;">  </p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;"> Ever wondered how the planet Uranus got its unique name? Evan and Chad put on their curious hats and delve into the peculiar history behind the naming of this celestial body. Prepare to be enlightened and entertained as they uncover the fascinating story behind the moniker of our seventh planet.</p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;">  </p> <p style="margin: 0in; font-family: Calibri; font-size: 11.0pt;"> Lord of the Rings fans, rejoice! Evan and Chad let their geek flags fly high as they discuss their unabashed love for the epic fantasy saga. From favorite characters to memorable scenes, they leave no Middle-earth stone unturned in this delightful segment that is sure to resonate with fans of J.R.R. Tolkien's masterpiece.</p> <p style="marg