Coke-Snorting Granny Gets A DUI, Breastfeeding Cats, & A Cussing Dancing Cactus

You come from a wild family when your grandma gets busted for a DUI & the cops discover straws for her cocaine! You might come from a strange family if your mom causes a scene on an airline trying to breastfeed a screeching cat. You might be incensed, like this one Polish granny, who heard the dancing cactus toy she bought for her grandchild start cussing & singing songs about doing cocaine! This is just some of what's been happening in my stupid world that you'll hear about from me & my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"...along with these... This Lars Ulrich Toilet Will Haunt Your Dreams;  Science Has Proven It: All Cats Are Psychos;  A Guy Pulled a Gun at Little Caesars, Because His "Hot-N-Ready" Pizza Wasn't Hot & Ready;  Meet the ‘megaspider’: Fangs so powerful, it can bite through fingernails;  A FL doctor did laser surgery on a 91-y/o man’s eye—but on the wrong eye;  A Guy Was Sick of Waiting to Use a Machine at the Gym, so He Sat on Top of the Person Using It/Things You Should Never Do at the Gym;  A Drug Dealer Dumped Handfuls of Pot Out a Window While Cops Stood on the Sidewalk & Watched;  60+ People Stranded by Snow in English Pub with Oasis Cover Band;  Secret Santa & Wrapping Presents Worst Part of Christmas Season;  Man Survives Flight from Guatemala City to Miami Hiding in Landing Gear;  A Guy with a Tesla Face Tattoo Got Drunk and Flipped His Minivan;  A Man Stole ED Pills After His Insurance Wouldn't Cover Them;  Oh! Christmas tree? NJ Cardboard display is the talk of a town;  This Airport’s Secret Weapon Against Bird Strikes? Pigs;  11-Y/O "Prolific" Carjacker Arrested After Carjacking Police Sergeant’s Wife;  Man Stopped for Speeding Calls 911 to Falsely Report Robbery. Play along with "Pancho" in our weekly "Insane Game Show" this week as well!! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>