Cocaine Cheeseburger, TP'ing The Fridge, & A Headbutting Soccer Coach

<p><strong>S5E24 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode!</strong> -</p> <p>One Texas man had a condiment on his Wendy&#39;s cheeseburger that was illegal in Illinois...well, it would be illegal anywhere else, too. The Tik-Tok sages are telling your to put toilet paper in your fridge. A Florida man, who coaches a soccer team, wasn&#39;t using his head when he disagreed with a ref. Well, he WAS using his head, but in an illegal manner... And if you use your head properly, you won&#39;t show up in a future episode of this stupid podcast, like these people did...</p> <ul> <li>The Government Wants You to Stop Putting Pretty Rhinestones on Your Steering Wheel; </li> <li>A Man Shot Fireworks at a Helicopter to Protest a Wedding; </li> <li>The Whiny Skies: Airline Complaints Nearly Double From a Year Ago; </li> <li>Woman Tried To Run Over School Security Guard To Avoid Driving Over Speed Bumps; </li> <li>Woman Sets Store Clothing Rack on Fire; </li> <li>Ex-MMA Fighter Slams &amp; Chokes Out Alleged Knife-Wielding Attacker; </li> <li>Pilates Studio Offers $100 Credit If You Tattoo Their Logo on Your Body. </li> </ul> <p>Get the low-down on the week&#39;s current events with the &quot;<strong>Insane Week In Review</strong>&quot; as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the &quot;<strong>Genius Awards</strong>&quot;!</p> <p>Don&#39;t forget to download <strong>TELEGRAM MESSENGER</strong> &amp; join the <a href="https://t.me/InsaneErikLane">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠&quot;Insane Erik Lane&#39;s Stupid World&quot; Channel⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> to read the actual stories used for the podcast &amp; check out the photos &amp; videos with them! It&#39;s FREE &amp; available for Windows, Linux, Android, &amp; Apple for both mobile &amp; desktop!</p> --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support</a>