"Cat pizza? Is that what I'm eating?!"

In need of a crawfish coach? Ashley is your gal! The Scoop (5:35) features a feline food shortage, fast food gets a tech upgrade, an April Fool's Day joke resulting in a lawsuit, a Canadian assault with a chocolate bunny, Peeps coming to a freezer near you, and Coca Cola takes things too far. Last, Ashley gets temporarily blacklisted from her go-to sushi restaurant resulting in a minor panic attack while PTE has arguably the best steak of his life at Donald Link's new restaurant Chemin à la Mer after a 13-hour drinking night in New Orleans that ended at Gold Mine in the French Quarter and falling asleep eating soup dumplings from Trader Joe's in their best and worst food moments of the week (37:18).