Carly Simon's YOU'RE SO VAIN that this song IS about YOU, plus Schrodinger's Cat, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, and odontophobia

<p>We've dipped way back into the early 70s again to assess Carly Simon's break-up revenge hit. What does it say about her ex(es)? What does it say about her? How is a Japanese businessman involved? What does Marie Kondo have to say about all this? Enquiring minds want to know!</p> <p>If you want to play along at home, try this (way too) short <a href="https://www.mind-diagnostics.org/narcissism-test" target="_blank">NARCISSISTIC PERSONALITY DISORDER quiz</a> (<a href="https://www.mind-diagnostics.org/narcissism-test" target="_blank">https://www.mind-diagnostics.org/narcissism-test</a>)</p> <p>Would you like to appear (well, vocally) on the show? Do you have a pop song or ear-worm from the SMOOTH FM genre that’s infested your mind and needs to be investigated? Visit this page <a href="https://anchor.fm/peter-davis6" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">anchor.fm/peter-davis6</a> and press the message button to record me your own voicemail hot-take on your specific smooth song of suckiness. You can be on a future episode! (you can always email sound files or text your thoughts to <a href="http://poidadavis@gmail.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">poidadavis@gmail.com</a> if that's easier). Cheers!</p>