ARRTI 9: The Ballad of Ethel Muggs (S1:E9)

<p>Hey, friends! Welcome back to A Riverdale Runs Through It! This week we go through Season 1 Episode 9 of Riverdale with a fine-toothed comb! Some Story beats include Cheryl calling Fred a DILF which is not okay, we find out that the town of Riverdale is a Maple anomaly and CAN TAP TREES IN THE WINTER, and Polly does some super pregnant spy work. If you would like to suggest a drink for Matt's Mom to imbibe during the show send them to <a href='mailto:arrtipod@gmail.com'>arrtipod@gmail.com</a>.  And remember to Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By A River!</p>