Ancient Roman Phallus Carving, Interstate Alfredo Spill, & A Carjacking Coitus Interruptus

<p>A record-breaking carving of male manhood has been uncovered &amp; my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has the cold, hard, facts! Italian food lovers wept over spilled Alfredo sauce that creamed I-55 in Memphis, TN. Nothing kills a romantic mood like a carjacking &amp; "Pancho" has the stupid situation one couple found themselves in when they were at the height of romance! The stupid truck has delivered another load...</p> <ul> <li>The Trailer for "Winnie the Pooh: Blood &amp; Honey" Is Out;&nbsp;</li> <li>Study finds: Men happier in relationships when they think they’re funnier;&nbsp;</li> <li>Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked in the streets;&nbsp;</li> <li>Firefighters find ‘unusual smell’ aboard plane—was bottle of nail polish;&nbsp;</li> <li>Cop Arrested for Posing…as a Cop;&nbsp;</li> <li>Can You Puke on Command? If So, This Company Is Hiring:&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Broke into an Animal Shelter &amp; Let The Dogs Out;&nbsp;</li> <li>Japanese Government Struggles To Get Rid Of The Floppy Disk;&nbsp;</li> <li>Iowa town Can't Find Their time capsule;&nbsp;</li> <li>Rudest Cities in America Include Philadelphia (&amp; Philly Has Beef with It);&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Calls 911...Because She Was Stuck Upside-Down at the Gym;&nbsp;</li> <li>An Intruder Was Caught with His Pants Down While Charging His Phone;&nbsp;</li> <li>Pilot Threatens to Turn Plane Around if People Didn't Stop AirDropping Nude Pics;&nbsp;</li> <li>Cabbage Patch Kids hospital where dolls ‘give birth’ &amp; get adopted freaks woman out;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Met Up with His Ex to Get Money for the Tires She Slashed...&amp; She Stabbed Him;&nbsp;</li> <li>Brilliant or STUPID? Putting Your Toilet Seat in the Dishwasher;&nbsp;</li> <li>CT Man Apprehended After Masturbating While Skateboarding Along Trails.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here