An Accidental "Move-In", An Intentional Break-Out, & A Fence Of Feces

How does one NOT know they're about to move into a residential community designed for RETIREES? It takes a special kind of stupid. Just like one 19-y/o girl--and she didn't realize it for a WEEK after she moved in! But one elderly couple realized it was time to make a break for it & did so. Out of a LOCKED dementia wing of an assisted living community...and were missing for a half-hour before the staff found them wandering down the road from the facility. Thanks to the pandemic, a majority of us have grown accustomed to OURSELVES...and we prefer to be stimulated in the same fashion. As the Bible says, the first shall be last & the LAST shall be FIRST--so it goes with the Jacksonville Jaguars...who got first dibs on Trevor Lawrence..AND Tim Tebow (???) If you REALLY don't want anyone entering your property, protect it with a POOP, like one Michigander did. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", also has a real EXPLOSIVE of a story where a bomb squad came to diffuse a ...dildo? Plus, there's more stupidity: Hospital Error Means A Child Is Legally Named ‘Korn’ Instead Of ‘Kora’;  Jealous Boyfriend Thinks a Singing FedEx Driver Was Flirting w/His GF So He Goes After Him w/a Hunting Bow;  A Groom Offers to Pay a Wedding Singer by Offering Up the Bridesmaids;  Are Some Women Really Slipping Their Husbands Impotency Drugs to Keep Them from Cheating?;  A Guy Robs a McDonald's & Wants McNuggets...But Doesn't Get Them Because of Breakfast Hours;  Facemask Faux Pas: Terrarium Helmets in Belgium & Painted On Masks In The South Pacific;  BONE appétit! Hilton unveils dog menu with Beef Doguignon & Mutt Roast. And Pancho will take on more challenges in another round of INSANE GAMES! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>