A Murdered Rooster Rumble, Bladder Botox, & A Whistling Scrotum

<p>Where else would you find former friends &amp; neighbors ruining their relationship over a raging rooster murder than FLORIDA? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will bring you the lowdown on this FOWL incident. Summer is the time for road trips &amp; the biggest interruption to them are those incessant "potty stops" because someone's gotta pee! Well, prevent those unnecessary pee breaks with a shot of BOTOX! And what's that noise coming from between your legs? Is your scrotum whistling or are you just that happy to see me? We've pegged the needle on the stupid detector this week.&nbsp;</p> <ul> <li>Stupid Summer TikTok Trend Is to Dig a Massive Hole at the Beach;&nbsp;</li> <li>Dunkin' Offered Free Coffee to 100 "White" Customers, But It Was a Typo;&nbsp;</li> <li>Dozens of sailors confirm their warships were swarmed by ‘at least 100’ otherworldly UFOs;&nbsp;</li> <li>Look out, Pasco Co., FL: Here come giant African land snails;&nbsp;</li> <li>The Inventor of the Cell Phone Says: Put Them Down and "Get a Life!";&nbsp;</li> <li>Coast Guard Escorts Carnival Cruise After 60-Person Brawl;&nbsp;</li> <li>FL Man Set Off a Firework, Lost His Hand;&nbsp;</li> <li>Delta Offered $10K for a Guy's Family to Take a Later Flight, <em>&amp; He Said No</em>;&nbsp;</li> <li>Camper awakes to knife-carrying killer crab at tent: ‘Lucky to be alive’;&nbsp;</li> <li>Unique ‘Jetsons’ house for sale in… <em>Oklahoma</em>;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Woman Broke Into a Home...&amp; Fell Asleep on the Couch;&nbsp;</li> <li>Couple Fined $1,500 for Parking <em>in Their Own Driveway</em>;&nbsp;</li> <li>Highway Swarmed with Bees When Truck Carrying Them Overturns;&nbsp;</li> <li>Arby's &amp; Old Spice Teamed Up for a "Meat Sweat Defense Kit";&nbsp;</li> <li>Kangaroo in Louisiana Released from Enclosure by Parrot;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Guy Tried to Land a Security Job at Disney World by Stealing R2-D2.</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" again this week with another stupid round of the weekly "Insane Game Show" &amp; ther