A Crab Shack Crapper, Chili Cheese BEER, & Wearable Beanbag Chairs

<p>Some criminals are meticulous about not leaving a trace behind their crime. Not so with this FL Man who left behind some DNA...in the most FOUL fashion. Nothing like cracking open a "cold one" for a refreshing malt beverage...flavored like chili cheese?? The question is would my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" be willing to sample some? Japan has come up with a clothing line for all the lazy people in the world... And the fountain of stupidity is flowing deep &amp; wide this week.</p> <ul> <li>Woman Gets Car Key Lodged in Her Face After Missing Catch;&nbsp;</li> <li>Even Preschoolers Know That "Because I Said So" Is a Lame Excuse;&nbsp;</li> <li>People Are Organizing Their DNA, Prints, &amp; Dental Records in Case They Go Missing;&nbsp;</li> <li>CA Democrats consider wealth tax—including for people who moved out of state;&nbsp;</li> <li>Women Are Naming the Stupidest Places Guys Have Taken Them on a Date;&nbsp;</li> <li>Japanese killer chokes to death on prison food while awaiting execution;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Convinced Dead Husband Appears in an Ad for Indian Restaurant;&nbsp;</li> <li>An "Unknown Possible Explosive Device" Turned Out to Be...an Egg;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Totally CA Crime: Thieves Try to Rob a Cannabis Dispensary...But Crash Into Solar Panels;&nbsp;</li> <li>Is tipping getting out of control? Many consumers say yes;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Posed as High School Student for 4 Days Before Being Caught;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman sues Fireball maker Sazerac for selling whiskey ‘flavored’ booze;&nbsp;</li> <li>Woman Set Off Fireworks in Restaurant...Stole a Pizza...&amp; Carjacked a Taxi;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Female Shoplifter Was Arrested for Battery...By Slim Jims;&nbsp;</li> <li>A Man Was Caught Stealing a Used Sex Toy..."Wouldn't Be My 1st Choice";&nbsp;</li> <li>Crappy Question: How Often Do You Look Before You Flush?&nbsp;</li> </ul> <p>Play along with "Pancho" this week &amp; see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" &amp; find the answers to li