911 Chicken Emergency, Urn Cleaner Coffee, & Trapped Farts In The E.R.

Do NOT get between a hangry woman & her chicken. One irate KFC customer who claims she was stiffed in her chicken count, calls 911 for a rescue. I've always thought Starbucks coffee tasted like urn cleaner... but I never expected Starbucks to actually SERVE urn cleaner. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will "let it rip" about a woman who was too timid to "toot" in front of her boyfriend & wound up with trapped farts & severe stomach pains in the E.R. Need more stupidity? I've got you covered:  A Woman Ends Up Dating the Real Man Behind a Photo That Was Used to Catfish Her;  Someone Dumped Their Dog at a Shelter Because He's "Gay";  Study: Medical Marijuana Use May Lead To Addiction, Not Aid Health;  Demand for Psychedelic Toad Venom Leads to Fears for Species’ Survival;  400 Years After Extinction, Beavers Return To UK To Combat Flood Concerns;  Teen Driver Miraculously Drives Away After Tornado Flips His Truck;  Venice hotels arming guests with water guns to ward off seagulls;  WiFi will be on the moon in just 2 years;  A Dad Just Found Out He's Been Eating Dog Treats For 20 Years;  Tiny bird, abandoned by flock, nests in UK woman’s hair for 84 days;  A Kid Narc'd on His Mom During a DUI Arrest;  A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store;  2 People Tried to Poison Their Boss by Putting Eye Drops in His Coffee;  Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her;  Woman Sues Over Delivery Of Chocolate Penis With ‘No Redeeming Qualities’;  CO School District Will No Longer Name Valedictorians.  Advice-seekers will "ASK PANCHO" about critical questions about allergies & COVID & having a "support hamster". Plus, you can play along with "Pancho" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if you can guess better than he can! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/eriklane/message Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support" rel="payment">https://anchor.fm/eriklane/support</a>