#453: 2 Fast, 2 Illustrated (OOTP 17, Educational Decree Number 24)

<ul> <li>We offer our thoughts on the recent Johnny Depp / Amber Heard case</li> <li>Another Illustrated Edition: <a href="https://minalima.com/product/harry-potter-and-the-philosophers-stone-signed-copy/">MinaLima</a> joins the party!</li> <li>Muggle Mail covers Harry's battle with Dementors and his post-Hogwarts career</li> <li>Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Order of the Phoenix – Chapter 17: Educational Decree Number Twenty-Four</li> <li>7-Word Summary: Sirius is in trouble with Umbridge’s reach</li> <li>Harry's finally HAPPY! It lasts for two pages...</li> <li>We discuss the symbolism of the educational decree covering everything else on the Common Room notice board!</li> <li>Hogwarts is becoming a police state! Umbridge is monitoring all non-class student activity as well as the lines of communication</li> <li>Is it possible Umbridge was planning this decree prior to the formation of Dumbledore’s Army? Shouldn’t students be able to complain to their heads of House about this? To their parents?</li> <li>Hedwig, Thestrals, McGonagall and Grubbly-Plank</li> <li>Neville and Draco:  always be mindful of thinking before you speak</li> <li>Snape and Umbridge</li> <li>Trelawney is on probation - are we surprised? Do we feel bad for her?</li> <li>Sirius has some advice for Hermione, reveals Dung has been trailing Harry and shares news from Molly</li> <li>Hogwarts is a Security Nightmare! Is Umbridge right to be watching the Floo Network?</li> <li>The Umbridge Suck Count climbs to 32!</li> <li>Connecting The Threads, MVP of the Week and Rename The Chapter return!</li> <li>Quizzitch: What spell does Gryffindor use to help them practice quidditch?</li> <li>Join our community at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/MuggleCast">Patreon.com/MuggleCast</a> and receive magical benefits, including Bonus MuggleCast!</li> <li>MuggleCast has launched a listener survey so we can hear what you think of the show. <a href="https://forms.gle/EyfFrFvovQhHisiE8">Please take a couple minutes to fill it out</a>!</li> <li>Bonus MuggleCast,